# Surprises

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Surprises

have a conversation with Wolfram|Alpha

Hello
Do you like me?
Who let the cat out?
Where did I park my car?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Can you fail the Turing test?
discover a joke

tell me a physics joke
do you know a dirty joke?
get the punchline to a joke

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip
learn about the math behind drawing a popular curve

Einstein curve
Doctor John Zoidberg-like curve
Warrior III pose yoga curve
downward-facing dog yoga pose curve
randomly select a popular curve from a class of curves

random DC comic curve
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Handwritten Style

find information in handwritten style

graph sin t + cos (sqrt(3)t) handwritten style
handwritten Psalms 103
handwritten continued fraction arithmetic
determine the warp factor for superluminal velocities

18c in warp factor tng
investigate differences in warp factor in different series

warp speed 6 in deep space 9
find information about food

calories in a cubic lightyear of ice cream
vitamin E in a trillion croissants
discover the frequency at which animals shake to shed water

50 lb wet dog shaking frequency
simulate how a dog sees an image

how a dog sees a cat image
apply various effects to an image

oil painting effect image Lady Gaga
colorize components Barack Obama curve image
charcoal effect for image of SKU2921196
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Aphorisms

complete an aphorism

a penny saved
two things are infinite
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Famous Lines

complete famous lines from songs and movies

possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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Tongue Twisters

tell a treasure trove of tongue twisters

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
she sells seashells
flute tooting tutor
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Nursery Rhymes

complete a nursery rhyme

Little Jack Horner