Surprises

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Hello

Do you like me?

Who let the cat out?

Where did I park my car?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Can you fail the Turing test?

Jokes

discover a joke

tell me a physics joke

do you know a dirty joke?

get the punchline to a joke

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip

Popular Curves

learn about the math behind drawing a popular curve

Einstein curve

Doctor John Zoidberg-like curve

Warrior III pose yoga curve

downward-facing dog yoga pose curve

randomly select a popular curve from a class of curves

random DC comic curve

Handwritten Style

find information in handwritten style

graph sin t + cos (sqrt(3)t) handwritten style

handwritten Psalms 103

handwritten continued fraction arithmetic

Warp Factor

determine the warp factor for superluminal velocities

18c in warp factor tng

investigate differences in warp factor in different series

warp speed 6 in deep space 9

Food & Nutrition

find information about food

calories in a cubic lightyear of ice cream

vitamin E in a trillion croissants

Animals

discover the frequency at which animals shake to shed water

50 lb wet dog shaking frequency

simulate how a dog sees an image

how a dog sees a cat image

Image Processing

apply various effects to an image

oil painting effect image Lady Gaga

colorize components Barack Obama curve image

charcoal effect for image of SKU2921196

Aphorisms

complete an aphorism

a penny saved

two things are infinite

Famous Lines

complete famous lines from songs and movies

possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Tongue Twisters

tell a treasure trove of tongue twisters

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

she sells seashells

flute tooting tutor

Nursery Rhymes

complete a nursery rhyme

Little Jack Horner