Surprises

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Hello

Do you like me?

Who let the cat out?

Where did I park my car?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Can you fail the Turing test?

Jokes

Discover a joke:

tell me a physics joke

do you know a dirty joke?

Get the punchline to a joke:

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip

Popular Curves

Learn about the math behind drawing a popular curve:

Einstein curve

Doctor John Zoidberg-like curve

Warrior III pose yoga curve

downward-facing dog yoga pose curve

Randomly select a popular curve from a class of curves:

random DC comic curve

Handwritten Style

Find information in handwritten style:

graph sin t + cos (sqrt(3)t) handwritten style

handwritten Psalms 103

handwritten continued fraction arithmetic

Warp Factor

Determine the warp factor for superluminal velocities:

18c in warp factor tng

Investigate differences in warp factor in different series:

warp speed 6 in deep space 9

Food & Nutrition

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calories in a cubic lightyear of ice cream

vitamin E in a trillion croissants

Animals

Discover the frequency at which animals shake to shed water:

50 lb wet dog shaking frequency

Simulate how a dog sees an image:

how a dog sees a cat image

Image Processing

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oil painting effect image Lady Gaga

colorize components Barack Obama curve image

charcoal effect for image of SKU2921196

Aphorisms

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a penny saved

two things are infinite

Famous Lines

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possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Tongue Twisters

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

she sells seashells

flute tooting tutor

Nursery Rhymes

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Little Jack Horner