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Hello Do you like me? Who let the cat out? Where did I park my car? How many fingers am I holding up? Can you fail the Turing test?

Jokes ››

discover a joke
tell me a physics joke do you know a dirty joke?
get the punchline to a joke
why did the chicken cross the mobius strip

Popular Curves ››

learn about the math behind drawing a popular curve
Einstein curve Doctor John Zoidberg-like curve Warrior III pose yoga curve downward-facing dog yoga pose curve
randomly select a popular curve from a class of curves
random DC comic curve

Handwritten Style

find information in handwritten style
graph sin t + cos (sqrt(3)t) handwritten style handwritten Psalms 103 handwritten continued fraction arithmetic

Warp Factor ››

determine the warp factor for superluminal velocities
18c in warp factor tng
investigate differences in warp factor in different series
warp speed 6 in deep space 9

Food & Nutrition ››

find information about food
calories in a cubic lightyear of ice cream vitamin E in a trillion croissants

Animals ››

discover the frequency at which animals shake to shed water
50 lb wet dog shaking frequency
simulate how a dog sees an image
how a dog sees a cat image

Image Processing ››

apply various effects to an image
oil painting effect image Lady Gaga colorize components Barack Obama curve image charcoal effect for image of SKU2921196


complete an aphorism
a penny saved two things are infinite

Famous Lines

complete famous lines from songs and movies
possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Tongue Twisters

tell a treasure trove of tongue twisters
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? she sells seashells flute tooting tutor

Nursery Rhymes

complete a nursery rhyme
Little Jack Horner